Chris Illuminati
Chris is the editor-in-chief of GuySpeed. He's written three books, and previous to this position, he contributed to AskMen, Penthouse, Maxim and many other magazines and websites. Follow him on Twitter.
Chris Illuminati
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The Day a Donut Almost Killed Me — Half a Man
Individually, the interns were all pretty nice guys. A little juvenile, sure, but tolerable for the most part. Put them all at a conference table in a professional setting, though, and it was like assembling lazy intern Voltron -- Each khaki-panted part sliding onto the next to create one massive jerk
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Watch This BMW Execute the Worst Parking Job Ever
We'll admit that parking spots are getting smaller in most parking lots but this driver is parking her BMW like she's trying to fit a submarine into a kid's pool.
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Chronic Gamer Girl Will Make You Hungry for Retro Video Games, Possibly Oreos
Are you looking for a video with junk food, video games, terrible Australian accents, internet cheat codes, reading, more accents, hernias, Zelda, chocolate, Webster, veggie chips, Ron Paul, pickles, cursing at a TV screen and casual cannabis usage? You seem like a man who knows exactly what you like and you're in luck
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Urban Shredder From Hot Wheels Sure to Be on Most Dangerous Toy List this Holiday
The Urban Shredder from Hot Wheels looks like every kid's moist dream and every parent's biggest nightmare.
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‘Greek Elvis’ Left Rare Lamborghini In a Hotel Parking Lot For Thirty Years
It must be nice to be so filthy rich that a gifted Lamborghini Miura S can just rot in a parking garage for thirty years and, eh, no big deal. It must also be cool to be 'Greek Elvis' but let's focus on the car.
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Woman Rinses Off at Car Wash After Pooping Her Pants
We've been doing this blogging thing a long, long time. We go back to Blogspot pages and Geocities sites being under construction. That said, we know when it's best to write very little and just let the video do all the explaining
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1.21 Gigawhat? Delorean Taxis Hit New York
Roads? Where we're going we don't needs roads. We aren't going anywhere in these New York taxis that look like Deloreans from the Back to the Future movies.
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Who’s the Hot Girl in the Samsung Galaxy ‘Work Trip’ Commercial?
We've all seen the commercial and imagined what's on that video. Is she solo? Is she with another hot mom? Is she with his best friend? Wow, that would be a crappy way to break the news. What else we've always wondered is "who's that hot mom?"
Her name is Margaret Emery.
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Chainmaille Beer Stein Crafted For a King — But You’ll Have to Do
Finally, a beer stein fit for a king. In this case, you and your cheap beer choices will have to play the role of ruler.
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Watch a 1969 Can-Am Mustang Go From Concept to Killer
The Real Thing is a short documentary about Bodie Stroud, a custom hot rod builder from Los Angeles, California and his 1969 Can-Am Mustang.
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Air Jordan XI Step’n Out Jacket is a Wearable Air Ball
Are we all fine with Michael Jordan-themed clothing and sneakers long after the guy has retired? We're all fine with this idea? If we're not cool with it, we should probably say something now, so products like the Air Jordan XI Step'n Out jacket don't make it to the production line.
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Calvin & Hobbes Search Engine is Perfect For Those Days “Even Your Lucky Rocket Ship Underpants Don’t Help”
Remember that one 'Calvin & Hobbes' strip when Calvin said something really funny in class but he was imagining himself in a war? Was it a war? Maybe he was in space. We just remember it had something to do with a book report.