Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled Laughfest
Telemarketing -- the only job that can make being a meter maid look good.
#NationalGirlfriendDay Tweets Will Remind You How Sad and Lonely You Really Are
August 1 is National Girlfriend Day. Did you forget to get a gift?
Steve Bartman Gets Cubs’ World Series Ring — Does He Deserve It? [POLL]
One of the most controversial figures in baseball history is getting some bling.
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running (Or Slowly Walking) for the Gym
Is your own personal battle of the bulge turning into the war of waistline?
An Angry Chris Christie Gets in Heckler’s Face at Cubs Game
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is taking his brand on confrontation to the ol' ballgame.
Stopping on a Water Slide Leads to All Sorts of Pain
The first rule of water slides is you don't stop on water slides.
Hulu Is Bringing Back ‘Full House,’ ‘Family Matters’ and More Beloved TGIF Shows
TGIG is about to meet TGI-Hulu.
‘Adam Ruins Everything’ Explains the Sad State of Healthcare
Healthcare -- the two most divisive syllables this side of "repeal."
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler Theft
This thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.
Watch This Inside-the-Park Grand Slam (Because You May Never See Another)
The season of oddities in baseball continues to roll along.
Focused Reporter Is Unfazed by Spider Crawling on Her Arm
Breaking news: nothing can stop this woman from doing her job.