Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drunk Dude Somehow Stays Asleep on Car Trunk During Insane 14-Mile Jaunt
Beware the dangers of trunk driving.
Incredibly Dumb Robber Voluntarily Gives Clerk Her Phone Number
Look, if you're robbing a video store in 2017, you probably didn't graduate magna cum laude from criminal school.
The Awesome Future of Tow Trucking Has Finally Arrived (Whew)
Of all things you'd never think of as cool, towing a truck is probably up there.
Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest Warrant
This guy is you-know-what out of luck.
Shaquille O’Neal Utterly Destroys Overmatched Opponent in Pickup Game
He may be retired, but you'd better believe Shaquille O'Neal still has game.
Fun-Lovin’ Man Can’t Stop Dancing for News Chopper
What's that they say about how you should dance like no one's watching?
Where Can You Find America’s Favorite Hamburger?
This chain is putting the "five" in "five stars."
Miley Cyrus Is All Revved Up As Hashtag the Panda on ‘The Tonight Show’
What role can't Miley Cyrus play?
Ayyy! How Do You Like These 13 Memorable TV Catchphrases?
Many things make up a hit TV show -- writing, premise, acting, chemistry -- but sometimes a few simple words can play a part.
7 Rude Things (Besides Texting, Of Course) You Can Do in a Movie Theater
So, you're all excited to take in the newest Hollywood blockbuster, are ya? Well, hopefully, no one will ruin your night with these boneheaded antics.
Should the Boston Celtics Keep the Number One Draft Pick? [POLL]
They're still vying for an NBA title, but the Boston Celtics have already come up winners.
Oh, Nothing, Just a Woman on Her Phone Walking in the Middle of a Highway
We know that cell phones can be used anywhere, but please don't take that literally.