I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
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Monster Trucks Roar into Abilene February 2nd and 3rd
See these incredible 10,000 pound, car-crushing giants compete in racing, wheelie contests, and then rock the house with amazing freestyle action.
9 Questions About the Abilene Area That Have Appeared on Jeopardy!
Jeopardy is one of the longest-running and most-famous TV game shows ever and at some point, they've covered everything - including Abilene.
20th Annual Party Gras is February 10th at the Zone
Our 20th Annual Party Gras is Saturday, February 10th at the Zone Grill & Bar. Yes, we'll have plenty of beads!
The Painman Tries a Nasal Flush for the First Time [NSFW]
Since my allergies have been terrible, I finally broke down and bought one of those scary nasal rinse kits. I'll be honest, it worked pretty dang well.
Over a Decade Later the Abilene Smoking Ban Still Great
It's been over a decade since Abilene adopted the smoking ban that prevented smoking in most public establishments. Personally, I think the change has been great.
Cats and Christmas Trees Are a Funny Combination
Anyone that owns a cat knows they are typically enamored by shiny objects. Christmas trees are typically full of shiny objects. So, when you combine the two, you'll eventually have a destroyed Christmas tree.
Classic Claymation Christmas TV Specials
Along with putting up a tree, hanging lights, and making strings of popcorn; watching Claymation Christmas specials was a huge tradition in many homes each holiday season.
Funny and Inappropriate ‘Elf on the Shelf Pictures’ From Instagram [NSFW]
Elf on the Shelf has taken on a new life on Instagram. People are taking pictures of the elf in various funny and inappropriate places, positions and scenarios.
2017 TV Schedule for Holiday Programming
From the Christmas classics of 'Peanuts', 'A Christmas Story' and 'It's a Wonderful Life' to the newer flicks like 'The Santa Clause', 'Elf' and more; there's plenty to keep you entertained this holiday season.
Aaron Watson & Pat Green with Hunter Hutchinson at the Expo Center Jan 26
Abilene's own Aaron Watson is coming back home for a concert at the Expo Center on January 26th. Also on the bill are Pat Green and special guest, Hunter Hutchinson.
Rules of the Circle Game
The "Circle Game" is legendary among adolescent folklore and seems to have been given new life on social media. So let's discuss the rules of this awesome game that has no end.