I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
Early Voting For May 5th Joint City and School Election Has Begun
There are some key seats up for grabs in the upcoming election and early voting has begun.
‘Around Town Update’ for the Abilene Area
Here's a list of events going on in Abilene and the surrounding area. If you'd like your event listed, just send us an email and we'll get it added.
2018 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 11th at 2 a.m.
Time to "spring forward" an hour this weekend.
Get a Free IHOP Short Stack and Help Local Children Today
To Celebrate National Pancake Day, IHOP is offering a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes. In exchange, guests are asked to leave behind a donation for local children's charities.
Now Hiring: Cactus Drilling [SPONSORED]
How would you like to be making TWENTY ONE dollars per hour?
Monster Trucks Roar into Abilene February 2nd and 3rd
See these incredible 10,000 pound, car-crushing giants compete in racing, wheelie contests, and then rock the house with amazing freestyle action.
9 Questions About the Abilene Area That Have Appeared on Jeopardy!
Jeopardy is one of the longest-running and most-famous TV game shows ever and at some point, they've covered everything - including Abilene.
20th Annual Party Gras is February 10th at the Zone
Our 20th Annual Party Gras is Saturday, February 10th at the Zone Grill & Bar. Yes, we'll have plenty of beads!
The Painman Tries a Nasal Flush for the First Time [NSFW]
Since my allergies have been terrible, I finally broke down and bought one of those scary nasal rinse kits. I'll be honest, it worked pretty dang well.
Over a Decade Later the Abilene Smoking Ban Still Great
It's been over a decade since Abilene adopted the smoking ban that prevented smoking in most public establishments. Personally, I think the change has been great.
Cats and Christmas Trees Are a Funny Combination
Anyone that owns a cat knows they are typically enamored by shiny objects. Christmas trees are typically full of shiny objects. So, when you combine the two, you'll eventually have a destroyed Christmas tree.
Classic Claymation Christmas TV Specials
Along with putting up a tree, hanging lights, and making strings of popcorn; watching Claymation Christmas specials was a huge tradition in many homes each holiday season.