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Frank Pain

I'm a 25 year rock radio veteran. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos and love ranch dressing. My wife makes my lunch every day and I typically drink more coffee than Juan Valdez. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.

The Painman Pranks Chaz and Dave with Black Licorice Jelly Beans

So, our local candy lady has a wide assortment of goodies, but my favorite is the jar of jelly beans. The downside to sneaking into her office for a midday snack is that I always get a handful of the nasty-tasting black licorice jelly beans. So, to have a little fun at the expense of my co-workers and to cut down on the black licorice population, I played a little prank on Chaz and Dave.

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Category: Entertainment

The Beach to Booze to Concerts and More – Where’s Your Happy Place?

We try to have as much fun as possible in radio. But, there are days we don't. So, in a recent meeting, we were talking about those days and the subject of 'finding our happy place' came up. After the meeting, I decided to roam the halls to find out where that happy place is for a few of my co-workers.

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Insight Bowl - Missouri v Iowa

NFL Bigots and Hypocrites Get Shut Down by Jon Stewart and Dallas Sportscaster Dale Hansen

There has been harsh criticism of NFL prospect, Michael Sam, who recently announced he was gay. Sam was arguably the best defensive player in college football last year and was expected to be a high first-round pick in this year's draft. That is, until he announced he was gay. Then, all of the sudden, bigots and hypocrites alike began to criticize Sam's ability to fit in with the other players. Some saying his presence would make thing's uncomfortable for the rest of the NFL.

Well, Jon Stewart and WFAA/Dallas Sportscaster Dale Hansen took to their respective shows to show support for Sam and destroy the myth that Sam wouldn't fit in well in the NFL.

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Chaz and Dave Reenact the “Tongue to Frozen Pole” Scene From ‘A Christmas Story’

Abilene got a bunch of snow last night. So, while most making snowmen or peeing in the snow, I decided to coax a couple of coworkers outside then put them on the spot to reenact a scene from "A Christmas Story".

Yep, the famous "tongue to the frozen pole" scene.

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The Brady Bunch
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The Painman Challenges Coworkers to Sing Brady Bunch Theme Song

So, I stumbled upon a Brady Bunch marathon the other day, and naturally, I sang along to the theme song every time it played. Now, the theme song is stuck in my head. So, I decided to trek through the building to see how many of my coworkers know one of the most popular theme songs of all-time by memory.

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IHOP's Pumpkin Pancakes

IHOP to Give Away Free Pancakes on National Pancake Day, March 4th, to Raise Money for Children’s Hospitals

Whether the economy is good or bad, free food is always a good thing. Free IHOP pancakes are even better. You read right, free pancakes from IHOP and I've got all the details for you how you can get a stack and help out children's hospitals.

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