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I'm a 25 year rock radio veteran. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos and love ranch dressing. My wife makes my lunch every day and I typically drink more coffee than Juan Valdez. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.

Samuel L. Jackson Shows How He Would Greet a Boy Dating His Daughter

Samuel L. Jackson was recently on Britain's "The Graham Norton Show" and showed the host just how he'd greet a boy who wanted to take his daughter out on a date.

Needless to say, Jackson's daughter will never have a date.

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Hilarious ‘Family Feud’ Answer to ‘Fully Loaded’ Question Turns Sexual

Family Feud used to be known as a 'family' show, but since Steve Harvey took over the show, it has become funnier and less family-friendly.

In a recent episode, Harvey asked a contestant to name something that's "fully loaded". His response was "my man region". Surprisingly, that was a correct answer.

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Random Things to Do in Abilene When You’re Bored

You've all heard the jokes about Abilene being boring. Heck, there are t-shirts that say "Keep Abilene Boring" and people call this place "AbiLame".

Well, we decided to come up with a list of things to do to add a little excitement to your life in this boring town.

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Fun Things to Do With That Phone Book You’ll Never Use

It never fails, whether at home or work (or both), phone books mysteriously show up. One thing we know about phone books is that they must travel in packs, because I typically get 8-10 a year that I'll never, ever use.

Thanks to the internet, we no longer have a need for phone books. I'm still not sure why people insist on murdering trees just so millions of phone books can go unopened each year.

So these poor trees don't die in vain, I have come up with a list of ways you can use your phone book.

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You Can Leave Digital Droppings with the “Places I’ve Pooped” App – Pain’s Package

Just when you thought your apps couldn't get any weirder then comes an app that literally help you track all the places you've pooped in the world.

You'll soon be number one with your friends when you show off this app that tracks number two.

What's the app called? Places I've Pooped, of course.

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