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Frank Pain

I'm a 25 year rock radio veteran. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos and love ranch dressing. My wife makes my lunch every day and I typically drink more coffee than Juan Valdez. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.

Chaz and Dave Reenact the “Tongue to Frozen Pole” Scene From ‘A Christmas Story’

Abilene got a bunch of snow last night. So, while most making snowmen or peeing in the snow, I decided to coax a couple of coworkers outside then put them on the spot to reenact a scene from "A Christmas Story".

Yep, the famous "tongue to the frozen pole" scene.

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The Painman Challenges Coworkers to Sing Brady Bunch Theme Song

So, I stumbled upon a Brady Bunch marathon the other day, and naturally, I sang along to the theme song every time it played. Now, the theme song is stuck in my head. So, I decided to trek through the building to see how many of my coworkers know one of the most popular theme songs of all-time by memory.

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IHOP's Pumpkin Pancakes

IHOP to Give Away Free Pancakes on National Pancake Day, March 4th, to Raise Money for Children’s Hospitals

Whether the economy is good or bad, free food is always a good thing. Free IHOP pancakes are even better. You read right, free pancakes from IHOP and I've got all the details for you how you can get a stack and help out children's hospitals.

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Boyfriend Films Doped Up Girlfriend After Colonoscopy – Farts Ensue

Not only do I get to spend each morning "spinning the tunes", but I'm also paid to play around on the ol' interweb. So, while doing "research" for my morning show, I came across a hilarious video that a guy shot of his girlfriend as she was recovering from a colonoscopy.

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Category: Entertainment, Funny, Videos
Republican Presidential Hopeful Rick Perry Speaks To The Media In New York City

Forget “State of the Union” – What’s the “State of Texas”? Medicore, at Best

Annually, the President holds a "State of the Union" address in which he speaks of the strength of country, be it strong or weak.

But, what about the "State of Texas"? What's the state of this great place that residents proudly boast about?

Well, according to findings by Politico magazine, Texas is just 'so-so', and sometimes downright bad.

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Category: Abilene News, Political

‘Face Team’ Will Blow Your Mind With Their Acrobatic Slam Dunks

The sports world is buzzing about Paul George's 360/windmill dunk he pulled off in the middle of a game. Well, that reminded me of a group called Face Team that specialize in acrobatic dunks.

Described as 'acrobatic sports theater', Face Team is a group from Hungary that specialize in choreographed basketball and trampoline moves that will take your breath away.

Trust me, these guys are extraordinary.

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Category: Abilene News, Sports, Videos

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