Guys Go On Shooting Spree After Getting Pizza With Wrong Toppings
Control your rage, people.
Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump
It looks like something out of a movie.
Furious Biker Refuses to Surrender His Towed Motorcycle
Talk about separation anxiety.
Wife Poisons Husband’s Cereal to Avoid Sex With Him
Call her a cereal (would-be) killer.
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
Idiot Who Racks Up His 23rd DUI Is an All-Time Zero
This guy collects DUIs the way kids used to collect baseball cards.
Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your Opponent
It's a lesson he won't forget -- that is, if he can remember it ever happening.
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
Boyfriend’s ‘OK’ Spaghetti Comment Leads to Bizarre Police Standoff
Call her Chef Boyardee-ranged.
Renegade Motorcycle With Mind of Its Own Goes on Joyride
Self-driving cars have nothing on this.
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase
An ATV is not *all* terrain.