Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
No Way Ned — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: "My mom's basement for right now." (For forever.)
Achievements: First human to be diagnosed as an actual 'Never-Nude,' oldest living virgin.
Go Here: The Magic Gardens in Philadelphia
Like most awesome things in life, the Philadelphia Magic Gardens (PMG) on South Street in downtown Philly is a labor of love. So we're clear -- this is the work of one man.
Go Here: Foamhenge in Virginia
While a trip across the pond might be cost-prohibitive, fear not! You can still experience the grandeur of Stonehenge (plus a lot of weirdness and wizard statues) in Natural Bridge, VA.
Put Down the Axe — Good Advice For Murderers and Body Spray Lovers Alike
Please, stop using Axe Body Spray. You're ruining everything.
Nina Nanook — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: The newly-built public transit system of Antarctica.
How Many Animals Died for Her Jacket: "Zero, they're all still technically alive." We didn't ask.
Skills: Living taxidermist (again, we didn't ask, expert camouflage hair colorist, freelance party entertainer -- ask about her special holiday 'Nanook of the North Terror Package...
Go Here: Trampoline Walkway in Russia
Surely there is no better way to travel.
Franny Freebird — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: A retired singles bus tour of European cathedrals.
Least Favorite City So Far: Amsterdam -- "So many drugs, it almost seems like they are legal there!"
Skills: Independence, funky fashions, scouting eBay to add to her Princess Diana beanie baby collection (current count: 79)
Most Played Track on her iPod Shuffle: 'Someone Like You' by Adele -- Her daughter says it's her "j
Serbian Village Issues Real Public Health Warning About Imaginary Loose Vampire
Guess this means 'True Blood' has finally made it to syndicated Serbian television.
Go Here: Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta
Topped only by Singapore, the Georgia Aquarium is the second largest aquarium in the entire world and was funded almost entirely by a $250 million donation from the co-founder of Home Depot, Bernard Marcus. When someone donates that much money towards a passion, you know you're in for something awesome, and this place does not disappoint.
OK Stupid, Time to Get Better at Online Dating
Online dating has become pretty standard practice these days, but many people still can't seem to master the art of the mating dance. Fortunately for us, this resulting Tumblr tag provides plenty of laughs, and also helps us know what not to say. Not that we need the help, or anything (we do).
In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex
As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.
Go Here: Submerged Roller Coaster in Seaside Heights, NJ
Hurricane Sandy really did a number on us North Easterners. Though a bunch of really amazing volunteers and city crews are (thankfully) making quick work of cleaning up the devastating damage, there are some things worth seeing before they're tidied.