Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
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Chilly Billy — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Chilly Billy
Location: Baltimore, MD
Occupation: Guest Services at Best Western.
Hobbies: I mean, it's pretty obvious. Not much time for anything else.
6 Things He Can’t Live Without: Ploppy, Sweepy, Cuddles, Tristan, Sorbet and Creamy (His 6 favorites...
Watch This Fake But Hilarious Campaign Video
What if real politicians were very open about their blunders?
Nana Necktats — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Nana Necktats
Location: Hell's Kitchen, NY
Occupations: Walmart greeter and prescription drug mule (primarily Cialis).
Hobbies: Knitting, doom metal, baking with the grandkiddies, vandalism, collecting precious moments figurines, smashing precious moments figurines under her steel-toe combat boots...
Considering a Tattoo? WTF, Why Not, We’ll Help
A tattoo should really be an expression of something you're passionate about. Need a few pointers before picking your ink? No worries, we're pretty good at this sort of thing.
10 WTF Pics To Help You Navigate Public Transportation
Visiting a city with a great public transportation system, like New York? Leave the car parked, and let us give you some tips on navigating the subway like a pro.
5 Things Your Future Grandkids Won’t Believe Were Real
There are some things from the recent past that are so ridiculous that we almost don't believe they really existed. In 25 years, though, they'll seem even more unbelievable. Here's our list of 5 things we'd like to put in a time capsule, so we have proof that they were, in fact, real. ...
Vulture and Pancake — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: Vulture and Pancake Marianelliolo-Manicotti-Stugots
Location: Deer Park, Long Island
Occupations: Tag-team duo of the Strong Island Gladiators, a local copycat league of the early 1990's TV show 'American Gladiators.' Matches are held every Friday at 8pm in the West Gymnasium of St...
Andrew WK To Kill David Blaine On Sunday. Maybe?
Sometimes we find ourself asking, how could Andrew WK possibly be any cooler than he already is? Answer: By electrifying David Blaine.
Edna Scissorhands — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Edna Scissorhands
Location: Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Occupation: Freelance foot model, brand ambassador for Louis Vuitton (cease and desist order pending).
Hobbies: Shoe shopping, temporary tattoos and Angry Birds.
6 Things They Can’t Live Without: Foot rubs, Reggaeton, Botox, varicose vein removal surgery, Reader's Digest, and gentlemen who give up their seats on crowded trains...
10 WTF Jobs That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Job
Got the Thursday 'Workin' Man's Blues?' Cheer up, it could be worse. Trust us.
Peaches N’ Creamy – Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Peaches N' Creamy (Shown above in reverse order)
Location: "Vegas. Well, a suburb of Vegas, temporarily."
Occupation: Freelance entertainment duo. Peaches is also a part-time counselor at Kiddie Tots Afterschool Play Emporium Timez...
Comfy Carl — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Comfy Carl
Location: That poor woman's lap.
Occupation: The world's first cold-blooded, colorblind camouflage designer.
Hobbies: Chutes n' Ladders tournaments, mouthbreathing, and taking up a very small amount of space on the subway...