Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
Toddler Hatching Killer Snakes in His Wardrobe is Just One More Reason We’re Not Procreating
Aren't children precious?
Olympic Athlete Worked as an Escort and Who Cares Please Shut Up [OPINION]
I was ready to hate on three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton about her recent admission of her work as a high class escort in Las Vegas, but only because she's married, and that's not cool. Then I found out that her husband knew about it -- wait, really? Everyone shut up.
Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 1st Spring Break, Cancun
Occupation: Freshman at Minnesota State
How This Happened: An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption).
Likes: Beer, boobs and aloe vera...
Go Here: Beckley Coal Mine in West Virginia
The Beckley Exhibition Coal Mine is a time machine -- closed in 1910 and re-opened in the 1960's for tours, it has been preserved to illustrate the experience of the coal workers who toiled underground at one of the hardest, dirtiest and most dangerous jobs in American history.
How to Spot a Rebounder — The [Fairer Se]X Files
You know that scene in 'The Hunger Games,' when the glass tubes that each teen warrior is protected by retract, and every blood-thirsty child begins either a frantic retreat toward the safety of the woods, or an aggressive dash towards the cornucopia filled with supplies, despite the danger? That's kinda what it's like being newly-single.
Go Here: American Visionary Museum in Baltimore
This museum dedicated to self-taught artists is not your typical stuffy art museum -- I guarantee you won't be bored.
Bury Us at Funeraria López, The Sexiest Funeral Home Ever
We have some questions for this Mexican funeral home. Go on, watch. We'll wait.
TIcklish Teddy — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Plainfield, NJ
Occupation: Loss prevention specialist at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Likes: Anything pink, unicorns, walks on the beach, manicures.
Dislikes: Sandals, barefoot walks on the beach, pedicures.
His Motto: “The socks stay ON...
Go Here: Skunk Ape Research HQ in Florida
If you're on a quest for Big Foot, head on down to the Florida Everglades and you'll be in good company.
Why Doesn’t Eggnog Make Us Sick?
This popular holiday drink is traditionally made by combining raw eggs, rum and dairy and leaving it all in the fridge for up to six weeks. We basically drink our weight in the stuff every December -- how on earth have we managed to avoid being sick all this time?
Binder Clip Benny — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Venice Beach, CA
Occupation: Assistant Manager at Staples
Hobbies: Collecting human gasps.
Skills: Stretching everything to it's absolute limit.
His Motto: “Binder? I hardly know her!"
Go Here: Ventriloquist Museum in Kentucky
Sleeping is overrated, right? Just checking, because I'm probably never going to sleep ever again.