Names: Chilly Billy

Location: Baltimore, MD

Occupation: Guest Services at Best Western.

Hobbies:  I mean, it's pretty obvious. Not much time for anything else.

6 Things He Can’t Live Without: Ploppy, Sweepy, Cuddles, Tristan, Sorbet and Creamy (His 6 favorites.)

Skills: 2010 Olympic Bronze Medalist in Curling, professional waddler, teacher, friend.

His Motto: “I only have ice for you."

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