A brand new Twitter account called @EveryTweet_Ever is offering up a steady stream of messages in 140 characters or less that mock the banality of the typical Twitter user.

You know, tweets like ‘I don’t want to go to the gym today,” or ‘Sleep is the best‘ or messages to a favorite celebrity that is more or less the same message that everybody sends to that celebrity.  

If you’re up for some pointed criticism of your own Twitter habits, you should follow @EveryTweet_Ever. Or check out some of our favorite Tweets below.

[via Every Tweet Ever]