Hurricane Sandy — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Hurricane Sandy
Location: Atlantic City, NJ (UPDATED: Floating on a large piece of boardwalk, just off-shore)
Occupation: Burlesque dancer in an X-Rated interpretation of Hans Christian Anderson’s ‘Little Mermaid’ (All resemblance to Disney characters are purely coincidental.)
Hobbies: Body painting parties, torturing her subs (BDSM), torturing her subs (hoagies)
3 Things She Can’t Live Without: Atlantic City nightlife, Party City coupons, eel sushi.
Skills: Taking charge, making a splash, and helping out the world’s poor, unfortunate souls.
Her Motto: “THIS BLOWS, LET’S GO TO WHITE CASTLE.”
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