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The 10 Funniest 'OkCupid' Memes

TheFW Staff — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:22:27 +0000

Online dating can be a real hassle, and sometimes (read: usually), despite your best efforts, you still attract an absolute creepster. Let’s be frank, if you can manage to find somebody who doesn’t continually sniff their fingers during a meal you’ve gotten lucky. While you’re re-writing your online dating profile for the millionth time in [...]

Here's Why You Don't Try to Impress Your Date With a Fake Mugging

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:59:29 +0000

Men doing foolish things to impress women has been a common thread throughout history. But, for today, we can call Jeffrey Tyler Siegel the king of the fools. The 26-year old Arkansas man wanted to make a good impression on his date. So he hired his friend to pose as a mugger and accost the [...]

Brothers Look for Love on Craigslist By Posing as Centaurs

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:47:38 +0000

Despite possessing many positive qualities, brothers Dave and Mike found themselves date-less for their cousin's impending nuptials.

Having been told by the bride that dates are "mandatory" because she doesn't want them "harassing all of my friends all night" the pair took to Craigslist to find two women -- preferably sisters or friends -- to accompany them to the wedding.

OkCupid Meets Horse_ebooks in Hilarious New Tumblr

Emerald Catron — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:03:13 +0000

What do you get when you combine the randomness of Horse_ebooks with the desperate horniness of OkCupid? This hilarious new Tumblr — Ock_ebooks. Horse_ebooks, if you don’t know, is a well-known Twitter spambot that posts random blurbs of text copied from a variety of sources in order to avoid getting kicked off Twitter. Instead of [...]

OKCupid's Blind Date App Is Pretty Creepy

Amanda Ferris — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:28:54 +0000

While Tumblr’s ‘NiceGuysofOKCupid’ is now sadly defunct, the online dating site OKCupid has gotten even creepier with the release of their new blind date app. This can’t possibly end well. The app is called ’Crazy Blind Date’ and is available for both iPhone and Android. It works like this: the user picks both the venue and the [...]

Brave Man Demonstrates 100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever

Emerald Catron — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:51:46 +0000

Bless this brave, Australian man — he has done a service for us all. Here is a video where he says 100 of the worst pickup lines imaginable to women, with varying degrees of rejection resulting. Hopefully all men will watch this video and never repeat any of these out loud ever again. Also, it’s [...]

World's Most Awkward Guy Uses Taylor Swift Lyrics as Pick-Up Lines

Emerald Catron — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:01:04 +0000

Awww, this guy is so nice. And awkward. And he did mankind a favor with this little bit of field research. Taylor Swift should not be used as pickup lines — the only thing that comes from it is massive confusion and mild physical discomfort. Thanks for taking one for the team and sparing anyone who [...]

What Quality About a Man Turns Off Half of All Single Women on a First Date?

Tom Morgan — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:41:17 +0000

Question: Fifty percent of American women say they lose interest in a guy on the first date if he has this. What is it? Answer: A dirty car! Make sure to hit the car wash before that big date, fellas. The lady you want to impress — and your vehicle — will appreciate it. [SoJO] [...]