The Best Oscars 2013 Tweets
Why sort through hundreds and hundreds of Oscars tweets, when we will do that for you? We’ve picked out our favorites and are compiling them here so you don’t have to read Pantene commercials or people just saying “OSCARS! OSCARS!! OSCARS!!!” From comments on the opening monologue, to everybody freaking out over the ‘Jaws’ theme playing people off stage, to ties and glorious man-hair, we’ve got it all. Check back tonight for updates.
Julie Gerstein (@havethehabit): A. Hathaway obvs thinks her winning is a foregone conclusion. She is the real life version of the movie "Election."
Kmcoran (@kmcoran): I for one am looking forward to Anne Hathaway breaking twitter with her horrific speech this evening.
NewNowNext (@NewNowNext): So it's sweet to bring your mom to the Oscars but take a step-uncle to junior prom and it's "gross." #SecondMugofChampagne #oscars2013
Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner): Daniel Day-Lewis is so method that right now he's ACTUALLY playing the role of Daniel Day-Lewis #Oscars2013
Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker): Did you guys see George Clooney's beard? She's so beautiful! #Oscars2013
Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke): Silver Linings Playbook is a lock for "Movie That Made Me Feel Dumb Because Everybody Loved It And I Hated It." :#Oscars2013
Jess Dweck (@theDweck): I hope Best Supporting goes to Anne Hathaway or the bra she's not wearing. #Oscars2013
Christina G (@cvg2005): My prediction about Seth as host, is simply that he will be annoying and possibly offensive, and we will all learn our lesson. #oscars2013
jon hendren (@fart): i’m not near a tv so if someone could let me know when he does the stewie voice so i can groan/scream i’d appreciate it #Oscars
john freiler (@johnfreiler): did you know that before he became an actor channing tatum used to strip paint off old houses
MTV (@MTV): Daniel Radcliffe and Joseph Gordon-Levitt? I've had dreams that start out like this. And do not end in...a kick line. #Oscars2013
Marcelle Luna (@Marcelles_cool): Somewhere, Leo DiCaprio is quietly saying "it should have been me" while eating ice cream mixed with vodka and sleeping pills. #oscars2013
Richard Dreyfuss (@RichardDreyfuss): I always dreamed that the score of one of my films would be used to play people off at the Oscars. We did it, Steven! #oscars2013
Michael Buckley (@buckhollywood): If Russel Crowe starts singing, the should give him the Jaws playoff. #Oscars2013 #ThisISwear #ByTheStars
westendproducer (@westendproducer): I'm going to use that Jaws Theme idea in auditions. Perfect for cutting off bad actors, #dear #oscars2013
Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth): They should play the Imperial March when acceptance speeches get too long. #Oscars2013
Manoli V (@manolivozos): Shirley Bassey patiently waited under that crawl space for William Shatner's whole bit. You will give her your respect. #Oscars2013
Kathryn Laskaris (@TeenagedBoyzMom): What are you wearing to the #oscars2013 ? I am wearing trackpants, a sweater and a blanket.
Steven Hirst (@soggypete): Not only do they play the Jaws music but they get a man in a suit to pull you away from the mic. #oscars2013
kate reilly (@bobbiharlow): Seth MacFarlane is truly the smug mouth-breathing ass-kisser Hollywood both wants and deserves, so congrats, guys.
AIthea (@AyKayBee): John Travolta's fancy (and incorrect) pronunciation of miserables was a fail. #oscars2013
Gerry Duggan (@GerryDuggan): Whenever Hugh Jackman sings I just pretend Wolverine is hallucinating in a tube back at Weapon X.
Jessica Elaina Eason (@jesspatsox): Anne Hathaway is like a sophomore at the Boston Conservatory - really trying. Really trying. #Oscars
Jason A Messina (@surethingchief): You can almost hear every musical theater major EVERYWHERE criticizing everything that's happening on stage right now. #Oscars2013 #LesMis
ali kane (@JustAliKane): A tie? Is that a thing or did the beloved accountants at PWC screw up counting ballots. Do you really need a degree for that? #Oscars2013
Mat Charley (@matcharley): There's only a tie because nobody cared enough to vote to break it. #soundediting #aintnobodygottimeforthat #Oscars2013
Matthew Coleman (@mcolema123): So those in sound editing are required to have incredible hair? #oscars2013
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack): Did you just see Amy Adams tug her ear to activate the Al Qaeda sleeper cell?
Ryan Doom (@rdoom): Kristen Stewart looks like about as fun as a corpse. Without all that dead person personality. #Oscars2013
Tyler Kyte✅ (@GoFlyUrOwnKyte): Kristen Stewart who's ur dealer ? Wanna get me some next time? #Oscars2013
Lissa Villa (@LissandraVilla): Katniss just fell, but no one cares because she's that awesome. #oscars2013
Corine Brown (@MrsHalfTrousers): Affleck made me cry. What an earnest, heartfelt speech. Own it, buddy. You deserve it. #Oscars2013
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