The Real Rainman — Hot Mess of the Day
Occupation: Inventor, conservation specialist, and worry wart.
Debilitating Phobias: Natural resource scarcity, thirst.
Skills: Finding solutions to imaginary problems, urine-cycling, swimming.
Hobbies: Collection large, water-tight containers.
3 Things He Can’t Live Without: H, 2, and O.
His Motto: “Don’t wait for it to rain, make it rain.”