Treat Your Momma Right, The Gary Busey Way

Jimmy Kimmel is pretty funny. Fortunately, he’s also humble enough to defer to people who are even funnier than he is, which is why he aired some of Gary Busey’s advice for Mother’s Day. Here’s what Busey had to say; see if you agree.

Here’s our main question: why vodka? There are plenty of other more tasty alcohols that you can inject into your mother’s chocolate. Brandy, for example.

Our secondary question: isn’t giving Gary Busey a syringe, or alcohol, extremely unsafe? Not that we think he’d drink the vodka or use the syringe on himself, it’s just he’s likely to light something on fire with it, or maybe start throwing the syringe around as a dart. Really, Mr. Kimmel, think of the safety of the greater Los Angeles area.