Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
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Sony Publishes Ad With Four-Breasted Woman, Everyone is Cranky About it [OPINION]
Who has two boobs and thinks four boobs are awesome? This chick! (Imagine, if you will, that I'm somehow pointing with my breasts.)
Babes Love Turkey Legs, We Love Babes
Happy November! Thanksgiving is officially on deck as our next holiday, and with it: awkward family dinners! To help, we're bringing you 15 surprising facts about turkey, so you have something to say to your uncle as he stuffs his face. We know you, though. You're like us -- you need a spoonful of sugar with your medicine. We're happy to oblige with some eye candy, while you learn.
Tommy Two-Tone — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Tommy Two-Tone
Location: Newark, NJ
Occupation: Professional leather sofa-impersonator, cab driver.
Hobbies: Getting spray-tans with a bag over his head, olympic weight lifting, smirking triumphantly.
5 Things He Can’t Live Without: Self-tanner for touch-ups, his Criterion Collection copy of 'The Incredibles' on DVD, The Paleo Diet Cookbook, a sharp razor, and a good strong watch-tan line...
10 WTF Samwich Questions
Let's hear it for the best part of lunch, and most other things: Samwiches!
10 Steps to a Great WTF Halloween Couple Costume
Have you secured a Halloween date yet? If so, allow us to let you in on a little secret: Babes love two-part costumes. Bonnie and Clyde, Sid and Nancy, Johnny and June; they think it's super romantic, or whatever. You know what else they love? Vintage things. Check out these tips from the (probably all dead by now) pros:
Kay Hashimoto — Hot Mess of the Day
Usually, our Hot Mess of the Day is a funny fake profile, but there's nothing fake about Kay, who was featured on TLC's 'Extreme Cheapskate.' Check out Kay's weird-as-all-hell strategy for saving $250k by year's end.
Read Our 10 Step Guide to Dating Like a Rockstar
Our friends over at Loudwire, Ultimate Classic Rock and Diffuser put up posts a few days ago of the funniest guitar face photos, and they killed us. Even while making bizarre faces like these, though, rockstars still get hot babes, so we thought we might want to take a few notes from them on picking up chicks.
Check Out These Politician’s Quotes Turned Into Yelp Reviews
Politicians work really hard, and can work up quite an appetite! Since it's rare that they find time to sit down and review their culinary experiences on Yelp!, we thought we'd help them out. Check out these weird pictures of politicians eating, with some real quotes (in bold) that we turned into Yelp! reviews.
Watch This Weatherman Get a Green Screen Boner
This weatherman thinks he's just reporting on Tropical Storm John, and seems to be oblivious to his growing tropical storm boner.
The BakeN’Bra Brothers — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: The BakeN'Bra Brothers
Location: Traveling show.
Occupations: Performance artists/artisan bakers/babysitters-for-hire.
Hobbies: Playing human double dutch, eatin' their veggies and being supportive.
5 Things They Can’t Live Without: Art, carbohydrates, balance, good breast support, and each other...
10 Pics To Help You Plan a WTF Vacation
Hey friend, you're looking a bit tired. Seems like you could use a break. As the weather cools, our minds turn to vacations. Puzzled about what kind of vacation you'd like to go on? We've got some tips to help you plan a WTF vacation you'll never, ever forget.
Dancin’ Dave Wants to Teach the World to Dance (Obviously)
Not sure why you can't bag a babe? Dave knows why, and he wants to help.